She was a bona fide forking genius

I have to stop this blogging first thing in the morning!

its 7.36am, I need to leave for work at roughly 8am-ish and I'm not even dressed!

Just me and Tricky Vee sat here enjoying a cup of tea and a crumpet with butter on. (I'd put jam on but she doesn't like it)

I've actualy done some christmas shopping....its a miracle! well actualy its cos I got paid yesterday, gone out and spent all me money.
Christmas cards on the other hand are a long way off LOL so if anyone wants a card from me this year please send an email with your address to: vixzter@vixzter.com

Got a few ebay auctions running, both of them are not mine :-( I should take a 50% of whatever they go for but I'm too nice! ;-)

Might stick some more Rox items online, wanna get the windows tinted in my MR2, got a few t-shirts that might sell well (this is where I get offers from ppls saying 'how much for the t-shirts....don't put them on ebay blah di blah)

So anyway....its 7.44am now and I'm still sat here writting rubbish!

Lyric of the day:

"And she said 'hoots I cannae get back tae me hoos in bonny Scotland' "

The Darkness - Hazel Eyes

Yes really that what they're singing, I have the lyrics here in front of me CLASSIC!!!! ;-)

7.47am.......still not dressed!

I can hear my bro downstairs sorting the bikes out ready for the journey to work, its bloody freezing too I might add!
Weather forecasts are all a load of bollox these days

So best be off, gotta turf the cat off me lap, get dressed and then find my artic gear so I can cycle to work OH JOY! ;-)


26 Days til Star Wars Dark Nest III - Swarm War (guesse where I will be day after boxing day......in a book shop hopefuly buying this bloody book!!!)

Shock, horror!

Missed an update for an entire day!

Was too busy watching Eddie Izzard 'Dress To Kill' video

"Yes Sebastian what is it?"

"It's the rebels sir..........they're here"

"Well my god man, do they want a cup of tea?"

"No I think its something more than that sir.......they've brought a flag!"

"Well thats dash cunning of them"

If you've never seen that video nor Eddie Izzard then that last lot of lines will mean absolutley nothing to you! ;-)

Anyway.....got The Darkness album, it rocks but then I knew that a week ago!

Lyric of the day: (and then I really must move my arse or I'll be late for work)

"We mucked about while we were mucking out, In an English Country Garden
You took me under your wing when we had our fling, In an Enlgish Country Garden
You gave my heart a boost, we ruled the roost, In an English Counrty Garden
Just as I got broody, you got moody, In an English Country Garden"

The Darkness - English Country Garden



27 Days til Star Wars Dark Nest III - Swarm War

OFi Sunday

;-)

Where did Sunday go?

Spent most of it hungover, but the party last night was good, only dance when I'm pissed!

So The Darkness new album comes out tomorrow, its gonna kick arse!!!

GO BUY IT!

Lyric of the day:

"I may never be your Mr right, but I'm happy to be your Mr just for tonight"

The Darkness - Dinner Lady Arms

Super, Super Ed!

Super Edgar Davids!

Wigan 1 - 2 Spurs Keano & Davids

Hockey: Won 3-1 I missed loads, but we won so don't care.

Going out in a bit, party!

Booked my Darkness tix for Stockholm next march :-D

Lyric of the day:

"But it seemed like such a good idea at the time, such a very very good idea at the time"

The Darkness - Seemed Like Such A Good Idea At The Time



"So what I told you was true, from a certain point of view"


30 days til Star Wars Dark Nest III - Swarm War

TFI

What is it about Friday? I get to 4.30pm and suddenly nothing matters anymore, don't care how much money I've spent, don't have to worry about getting up, doesn't matter if I haven't made my packed lunch for work in the morning.........

So anyway, the counrty is englulfed by the massive amount of 2" (approx 4cms) of snow and has come to a stand still it seems, well no snow here!! Threatens it on weather.co.uk but its all bollox really! we don't get any and if we did it would be here until it rained about 10 mins after it had snowed.

I say this, now it will probably snow tonight and call our game off tomorrow, not such a bad idea, tis chuffin freezin but atleast I got my cool new hockey gloves to stop my hands from falling off.

Tricky Vee is being all lovey dovey, shes sat here while I'm typing this, can probably read the bloody screen and will kill me later with a swipe of the evil paw! I caught her on the PC earlier looking at porn....well she told me she was looking at pussy's! what was I supposed to think?!?!

Going round me mates in a bit and we're gonna drink mulled wine and listen to The Darkness cos we can!

Lyric of the day:


"I cross a thousand miles of broken glass on my hands and knees, I would crawl if for a moment we could cease hostilities"


The Darkness - Seem Like Such A Good Idea At The Time

Look at this classic link, found it funny cos I work in a print office, I have to add that I have never copied my backside!! It would take a bloody step ladder to sit on our photocopiers they're bloody massive.

http://news.com.com/Confessions+of+a+photocopier+repairman/2100-1041_3-5969203.html


So anyway, I'm off out, watch this space for snow report ;-)



"There's no time to discuss this in a committee"

"I am not a committee!"

31 Days til Star Wars Dark Nest III - Swarm War

The plumbers son turned up!

Contrary to popular belief.......Per Gessle is not god!

;-)

No really!!! he isn't, I used to think so I think....well at some point in the last 14 years I must have! God I even begged Dimberg to have my picture taken with him not so long ago (I still cringe at the begging bit!)

So I got the new double cd, nice packaging (brought the digipak).

Maybe its just blind loyalty that I keep on buying this stuff ;-)

If I say anymore I will be put to death by the hoards of rioting Per fans who will certainly trample me to death or atleast flood the comments board with strains of ' You know nothing you silly bitch' kind of thing ;-P (you know you will!!)

Still it's a nice picture and he's a nice chap :-D (*whispers* just not god!)

Lyric of the day:

" May not get back what we had, what I threw away, but you know I would do anything, anything you say"


The Darkness - Seemed Like Such A Good Idea At The Time


So time for bed said zeberdee!


"Do or do not, there is no try"


32 Days til Star Wars Dark Nest III - The Swarm War!!

The plumber didn't turn up!

Don't trust this cat....she may look cute but she's evil !!!!


Tricky Vee is being a complete bitch tonight, she's a total pretend best friend, currently sat under my desk but who knows what might happen in the next 5 minutes when she has a stressy and slaps me round the face again!

The plumber didn't turn up, neither did his son! Bloody pain in the arse, means I've got The Darkness flowing everywhere and I just can't stop it!

Anyway, had a mad moment this morning, was looking at The Foo Fighters web site and saw that they were playing Stockholm Globen which I found amusing cos I love that place, so I click on the 'Find Tickets Link' for a laugh and I find that the Darkness are playing there in March next year! Well sod the Foo's (gonna see them in Dec anyway) I'm gonna get me a couple of tix for the D!

Ryanair are doing cheap flights, could spend a night in the Quality Inn at the Globen, go see the D, have a look round Stockholm the next day and get the 5pm flight back SORTED!!

All in the name of ROCK! ;-)


Lyric of the day:

" The field was minging and the farmer was singing in the English counrty garden"

The Darkness - English Country Garden

I need the cd booklet now so I can check on the lyrics, only 5 days to wait :-D

We booked our works Christmas lunch out, going to a Thai restaurant, was my idea as no one else wanted to get involved although the boss goes on and on until someone makes a suggestion and then moans its crap.....well I'm just gonna get totaly leggless and disgrace myself cos I don't care!

Lyric of the day 2:

" Faaaaaaalling appart at the seams and no one seems to care"

The Darkness - Blind Man

You may find an on going theme for lyric of the day ;-)

"Mos Eisley space port, you will never find a more retched hive of scum and villiany"

Sod the plumber, I've got the Darkness!

GOT IT!!!! GOT IT!!! GOT IT!!! GOT IT!!!

GIVE ME A D GIVE ME AN ARKNESS!!!!!!!!


Well as you might have noticed the temptation to obtain the album was too much. (gonna buy it anyway so whats the fuss!!) ;-)

On the first listen now, gotta go all the way thru and not skip the stuff I don't already have.

Can't wait to hear 'English Country Garden' that rocked live last year on tour.

If I've come out of my Darkness cupboard later I may be able to tell you objectivley whats its like.......what the fcuk am I talking about, I'm not going to be anywhere near objective!!!!

IT'S LIKE QUEEN ON LSD, SPEED & ACID!!!!!!!

IT BLOODY ROCKS !!!!!!!!!

So anyway, had my usual Tuesday night dinner, beans on toast with cheese, got hockey training later so normal dinner is out of the question.
Will get to test out my new hockey gloves that finaly arrived yesterday, bloody need them its freezing again!!

Currently on track 6 of the mighty D's new album 'Hazel Eyes' BLOODY MARVELOUS!!!!

Its just such a pity its only 10 trax long cos I'd quite happily sit here and listen to 100 ;-)

Lyric of the day:

" Holy coke repeating myself except I'm getting slightly louder, pausing just long enough to snort the white powder"

The Darkness - One Way Ticket

Put you aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarms around me

Yes its only 7.30am!

If it continues like this I will have the entire Darkness album before next monday ;-)

I'm loving the new tracks I've heard but I can see alot of ppls hating it, although saying that I think they could gain a few more new fans as this album seems to be alot more .......mmmmm don't know how to put it...........its alot more produced than the last one.

I think i'll steer clear of the radio now as I'm bound to hear even more tracks ;-)

Best get ready for work!

Lyric of the day:

"I couldn't figure out where your figure had gone, I thought that I could live without you hun, I was so wrong"

The Darkness - Dinner Lady Arms

Knockers!

No pain no gain so the saying goes!

Well I spent all afternoon listening to Radio 1 which is painful, but it was worth it cos they played 'Knockers' by the mighty D!

Still listening to Radio 1 as apparently they're gonna play another new track on the Scott Mills show although I might have missed it on my way home from work,or it may just be a load of bollox, its an endless amount of crap being played at the moment.

So anyway, 'Knockers' is very 'I Want To Break Free'ish I would even go as far as saying that I think they stole the opening bit ;-) but hey atleast its been stolen from Queen who are the greatest rock band that ever was!

6.34PM:

Still waitng for Radio 1 to stop their drivel and play another new D track.

6.41PM:

Still waiting.....

6.49PM:

I think its all a load of bollox! only 10 mins of this drivel left

Yup......bollox!

I'm off to listen tp Knockers!

Lyric of the day:

"I love what you've done with your hair, oh yea"

The Darkness - Knockers

Sometimes I amaze even myself!

Hockey: Won!!! 5-1

I finaly scored god dammit!!!!!!!!!!!! 1 goal in 8 games, well atleast thats better than Peter Crouch!

Footie: Spurs 1 - West Ham 1

Not sure what happened there.

Found a new Darkness calendar today, didn't buy it cos it was £3 and I didn't have £3 at the time and the pictures are near enough the same as bloody this year!

Lyric of the day:

"Feels like a saturday free and easy going, reminded its a sunday stops the flow from flowing"

Terrorvision - Alice What's The Matter?

Just had a look under my bed cos i'm having a bit of tidy up, I found 3 body sprays, 2 lip balms, 4 odd socks a Tigger and a load of rubbish, oh and a few pens......i can never find a pen when i need one!


"Laugh it up fuzzball"

Grief hammer

Its Saturday and I'm up early, there is a reason!

Playing hockey at 11.30am gotta meet at 9.45 to get there. It's fcukin freezin outside!
To top this all the special little hockey gloves I ordered didn't turn up yesterday after I paid £7.50 for next day courior delivery! Apprently they were missorted at the depot, I won't mention the name of the company but whatever you do don't use Intial City Link to send parcels ;-)

So as a result of that cock up, i will now be completely useless instead of just useless as my hands will probably shrivel and drop off.......this is assuming of course that the game will be on anyway.

Found the other latest Darkness b-side 'Grief Hammer' its what they opened last years shows with, bloody ROCKS!
Also heard a few snippets of the new album, had to sift thru all the whinging and whining on a couple of Darkness forums about how its not what they thought it might be blah di blah, personaly I think the trax are cool, snippets never give a true reflection of what things are, I can remember ruining a couple of Roxette albums by listening to snippets ;-)

'Grief Hammer' is on my webspace for anyone who wants it, I also stuck 'Makin Out' on there too

http://www.vixzter.com/mp3s/

Right click on files 'save target as'

If you're lucky I might put a couple of the 30 sec snippets up, but you will have to beg me.

Is anyone reading this?? ;-)

Its amazing how much load of bollox I can write, now I must move my arse and start getting sorted for hockey.

Lyric of the day:

"I may not always have quite so much hair, but what you saw in me will hopefuly always be there. I'll never hurt you again ....I swear.....so put your aaaaaaaaaaaaarms around me, your dinner lady arms"

Dinner Lady Arms - The Darkness

Children in need?

I'm a child in need, a child in need of a beer!

Yes its that time of year again when charity takes over prime time tv for a few hours, the only remotely funny bits will be with Terry Wogan, who i'm sure is pissed!

What does it take to have a greatest hits album these days?

Not much it seems, I just saw an ad for Anastacia's Greatest Hits! she's only been about for 5 minutes!

Tricky Vee has buggered off again, seems to prefer Will's lap to mine, she's a pretend best friend! Got stroppy cos I wouldn't let her sleep on top of my monitor, couldn't quite grasp the fact that a: it would over heat and b: singe her fur


Lyric of the day:

"Don't you know you've got your daddy's eyes, daddy was an alcoholic"

Starsailor - Alcoholic

Chill out its the weekend >;-)

Just when you thought.....

Vixzter isn't gonna bother with her blog anymore, it was all just a fad!

I'M BACK ;-)

So anyway....not much to say yesterday evening and not much to say today until.......

7.30pm went to see StarSailor at Oxford Brookes Student Union >;-) (cheap(er) beer!!!)

You know when you hear a cd and think OMG I hope the gig isn't rubbish...... well these guys were excellent!

Even the support acts were cool! (maybe cos I'd had a few beers) The Wait and Kubb.......bloody marvelous!!!!

Got pictures with my k750i (scroll down)

I'm gonna start a site entitled 'Crap pictures I took at a gig.com' ;-)

I reckon I could get loads of pix from ppls who took crap pix at gigs ;-)
I know ive took real shite ones in the past and there were some shite ones being taken tonight!







I don't think my efforts are too bad for a 2megapixel shitty camera phone (don't believe what they show you in the adverts its all bollox!

Late!

What am I doing writting this at this time?

As usual I will now spend the next 5 mins getting ready to cycle to work, although not sure why i bother trying to be remotley on time as boss's idiot son will not be in until at least 8.45am and then spend rest of day doing fcuk all.

So anyway, filling my phone with mp3s so I can piss the whole world off with The Darkness

Lyric of the day:

"It was hot a day wo-oh and there were boobies ahoy, I've been a bastard wo-oh I've been a very naughty boy"

The Darkness - Wanker

http://www.vixzter.com/mp3s

Go there, right click on the track, save target as, and larf your arse off.....if you don't larf your arse off you have no sense of humour ;-)

and now i really gotta get out of here cos i haven't half dressed myself let alone brushed my hair and teeth.

Parental guidance, explicit content

Thats what it says on the front of the new Darkness cd single....

Ok so the b-side is entitled 'Wanker' but you have to be actualy listening really hard to a: hear them sing wanker and b: hear them sing bastard.
You have to be listening really really really hard to the bit in 'One Way Ticket' where Justin sings 'stick it up your fucking nose' <---- I bet not many ppls will figure it out, and they cut it from the chuffin radio edit anyway ;-)

Nothing new , kids have heard it all in the playground before they're 5 these days ;-)

So anyway, hockey training shortly oh the joy of it! funny how it was warm this morning and now I come to go out at 7.30pm and its gone down by 5 degress well atleast its not pissin' with rain like last week.

Lyric of the day:

"Well I'm spinless wo-oh, I ain't got no balls, I am a wanker, I won't return your calls"

The Darkness - Wanker

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

Do you know what......its fcuking cold! well not as cold as some places but still cold!

Froze me arse off on the bike today, gloves, hat and duvet coat made its 1st appreance of the season.

Found an intresting read in the Daily Express about a new book called 'Ultimate Book of Naughty Graffiti', here's some of my favs:

You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive

My wife keeps complaining that I never listen to her - or something like that

I still miss my ex but my aim is improving

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you ever tried

Have you ever noticed.....anybody going slower than you is an idiot and anyone going faster is a maniac?

That last one is so true!!

Anyway acquired(!) Madonna's new album today and also Red Book by Texas, Madges effort ain't half bad so far, haven't got around to listening to Texas yet but its on the winamp playlist straight up after Madz ;-)
I actualy brought a cd single! needless to say it was The D! and the b-side is called 'Wanker' excellent!

2nd Lyric of the day:

"A tiny voice is telling me I really should cool it, Chewing my face off talking absolute rubbish"

The Darkness - One Way Ticket

Starts off early Monday the beggining of the week

Why is it so hard to get up on a work day?

I'm sat here posting on this blog and I should be getting ready for work cos otherwise I'll end up being late leaving and then I'll have to cycle like I'm in the Tour de France.

Lyric of the day:

"Starts off early Monday the beggining of the week, with a belly full of serpants wriggling round making me feel sick.
Well I know I went out last night its the price I'll have to pay, but before I've ene found my feet I've been discovered by Tuesday!"

Terrorvision - If I Was You

One way ticket to hell.....and back!

BUY THIS SINGLE TOMORROW!

KNOCK MADONNA FROM #1 !!!!!

Although have to admit I do like Madge's new track but really she has run out of idea's I mean come on.....sampling ABBA! sort it out Madge! ;-)

You win some, you loose some.

Hockey: Lost 3-0 enough said!

Rugby: England 26 Australia 16

Footie: England 3 Argentina 2

There's no such thing as a friendly agaisnt Argentina ;-)

Anyway, good weekend all round (appart from the hockey) went to pub saw Owens 2 goals, laughed alot and drank some beer, played The Darkness on the video jukebox, drank some more beer.

Had to wash me car today it was so filthy it was embarrasing!

Lyric of the day:

"Don't cry for me Argentina....." ;-)

Rooney Rooney Rooney

Chuffin' hell its cold! might have to get my winter coat out tomorrow!

The Darkness are on Top Of The Pops tonight and then after that theres a new series of Top Gear.....finanly a nights tv worth watching!

Respect to the man in the ice cream van!

So I sat last night and watched tv, only cos there was a programme on called '50 Greatest Goals Scored Against Manchester Utd' very good viewing!

Anyway, hockey later, playing top of the table team COME ON!! I haven't scored a goal yet this season i'm getting a bit of a complex about it!

Watch this space!! there won't be any update until tomorrow evening (13/11/05) as I'm not sad ebough to spend my saturday evening sat indoors on the PC (any other night is ok!)


Lyric(s) of the day:

"Your missus was looking at my missus, so my missus sparked out your missus...."

"Oh son your missus is trouble, everytime you have a drink she has a double...."

"Binge drinking, binge drinking, trying to keep up with your missus what was I thinking"


Goldie Lookin' Chain - Your Missus Is A Nutter


"If so powerful are you.......why leave?"

And she goes na na na na na na........

Weekend plan:

Saturday: Get up (no really thats where it all starts!) , play hockey, drive to John's, meet up with F&F, go to the pub, go for a curry, sleep.

Sunday: Lay in bed dying of hangover or just general laziness, watch The Darkness on Top Of The Pops 7pm BBC2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (go on switch on you know you want to!), sleep and then OMFG its monday again what an arse!

Lyric of the day: (wait for it this ones great....)

"She goes na na na na na na na na na na na na........"

Roxette - The Look, 1989.

Brilliant! I bet it took ages to think that up.

D'Ya Wanna Go Faster?

My Terrorvision live cd arrived in the post YAY!

Did you know.........Its only 17 days and 5 hours til the new Darkness album and 46 days and 6 hours to the new Star Wars book Dark Nest III - Swarm War

I live a sheltered life!

Lyric of the day:

"If theres alot on your mind its there to help you forget to relax and unwind and leave behind no regrets....first sip makes you well and before you know it its time....you're saying to hell with the salt, lemon and lime"

Terrorvision - Tequlia

No really I have a blog!

So anyway....I'm watching 'The Bourne Identity' (seen it before) on ITV1.....doesn't it piss you off that a: they have adverts every 5 secounds and b: they stick the news in at 10.30pm on every film.....cos by the time the news has finsihed i'm either too pissed to remember what film it was or asleep!

I have a blog!