What was the best thing before sliced bread?

Do you know what......its fcuking cold! well not as cold as some places but still cold!

Froze me arse off on the bike today, gloves, hat and duvet coat made its 1st appreance of the season.

Found an intresting read in the Daily Express about a new book called 'Ultimate Book of Naughty Graffiti', here's some of my favs:

You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive

My wife keeps complaining that I never listen to her - or something like that

I still miss my ex but my aim is improving

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you ever tried

Have you ever noticed.....anybody going slower than you is an idiot and anyone going faster is a maniac?

That last one is so true!!

Anyway acquired(!) Madonna's new album today and also Red Book by Texas, Madges effort ain't half bad so far, haven't got around to listening to Texas yet but its on the winamp playlist straight up after Madz ;-)
I actualy brought a cd single! needless to say it was The D! and the b-side is called 'Wanker' excellent!

2nd Lyric of the day:

"A tiny voice is telling me I really should cool it, Chewing my face off talking absolute rubbish"

The Darkness - One Way Ticket